Since we are now eating away from home more than ever, here is a quick list on:
How Not to be a JERK While Eating Out.
#1. Do not be the loud and obnoxious table:
With each weekend nights full dinner service comes the one table that is boisterous to the highest degree. What they are saying apparently needs to be heard by everyone else sitting for dinner. Their conversation is the only conversation that matters, expressed in their indifference toward others and the sheer high volume of their hemming and hawing. That behavior is for Low Class Jerks.
#2. Try to make pleasant eye contact with your server:
It’s just not in good form to neglect some eye contact with your server, tending instead to be glued to your phone, book, significant other, or just staring out the window, because it’ll make you look like a Indifferent Jerk.
#3. Being the unfunny customer:
Don’t be that customer that is completely sure that they’re funny and they are not — at all funny, more derogatory than anything else. An example would be “Oh, you went to college & your a waiter?” Its a bit degrading and makes you a Insulting Jerk.
#4. Asking the server for their opinion:
If your going to ask your servers opinion of whats the best meal,then completely disregard the advice, order something else and complain about the different dish you ordered instead. That makes you a Self Inflicting Jerk.
#5. Asking price differences between items:
If you ask for price differences between menu items — well, your already a Jerk. Then making it worse, and adding many extras to the less expensive option.
Example: “I’ll take the small salad with extra cheese, bacon bits, tomatoes, croutons, olives and dressing.” Don’t do that, because if you do, your most certainty a Cheap Ass Jerk.
#6. Moderate Phone time:
Baring taking an important call from work or home, keeping the cell phone out of arms distance. Talking continuously on the phone when your server is attempting to take your order, is the behavior of a Clueless Jerk.
#7. Getting there at closing time:
No matter how sweet you are to the employees upon arriving minutes before closing, each and everyone of them hate you right now. So, try to arrive at least thirty minutes before the listed closing times. If you ignore closing times and arrive just moments prior to closing, my friend — Your an Inconsiderate Jerk.
#8. Your not the only customer in the place:
If the service is not set up right and some of your particulars are not readily available, work up a quick mental list. This way, there would be really only one need, two at the most to get the servers attention. A napkin, a new fork, another napkin, an extra dish, a little more pepper, more water, extra lemon.
If you ask for each of these items individually at different times,
You are a Nuisance Jerk
January 27th, 2018 at 11:47 pm
Reblogged this on Truth Troubles.
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January 27th, 2018 at 11:47 pm
Very good, and truthful article sir, I am going to reblog this one for you.
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January 28th, 2018 at 12:02 am
@oldpoet56 thank you kindly sir, I’m such a newbie 2 interacting with fellow bloggers. Thank you for taking the time to reach out and to reblog, it’s my first and the gesture will be returned.. Have a wonderful Saturday night!
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January 23rd, 2018 at 3:09 pm
I’d like to print these and hand them out. You’d think people would already know these things…
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January 23rd, 2018 at 5:19 pm
I secretly snuck multiple copies of an article about the filth n litter on Metropolitan Ave in the bank, where they leave free local papers. Doubt it did much, but it felt good. I think I’ll do the same with the How Not 2 be a Jerk article. Signed — Concerned Anonymous Local Citizen.
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January 22nd, 2018 at 8:27 pm
Jeez, well there goes all my fun! 🙂
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January 22nd, 2018 at 8:28 pm
Yea, me too. It’s intended for everyone else..
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January 22nd, 2018 at 8:40 pm
good one! ( actually I spent a while in the service industry, so I’m always over-tipping.)
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January 22nd, 2018 at 11:32 pm
Because you have seen & experienced it from the other side, so you know the deal…
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December 9th, 2017 at 6:43 pm
I totally agree. I was a server once, and it made a huge difference whether or not the customers showed some personal interest and civility.
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December 9th, 2017 at 6:52 pm
@tanjabrittonwriter– I had the bar between the customer and myself. I do believe the barrier helped. Lol
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January 10th, 2018 at 5:43 pm
I’m sure it did. I waited tables for a while, then drove cab. The advantage of that was that no one expected me to be nice. If someone was a jerk, I was free to act as if they were being a jerk. It was liberating.
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